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A guy goes to his doctor with an embarrassing problem: his penis has recently turned orange for no apparent reason. The doctor runs a series of medical tests, but fails to find any explanation for this phenomenon. Finally, he sits down with the man to ask him some questions: "Have you had any illnesses lately?" the doctor asks. "No, none at all." "Have you taken any drugs?" "Never touch them." "Everything OK at work?" "Yes, couldn't be better." the man says. Finally, in desperation, the doctor asks: "Is there ANYTHING in your life that has changed recently?" "Well," the man replies, "I broke up with my girlfriend last month." "And what have you been doing with your spare time since then?" "Not much," he says, sadly, "just watching porno movies and eating Cheetos." |
