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A young boy of 10 asked his mother why here were differences between male and female bodies. She explained to him as best she could and he asked how come there were different sizes of womens upper torso. His mother told him that the bigger a woman's boobs were, the more intelligent she was. He said he had noticed the difference between himself and other males, notably his father, in the "pee-pee" area and his mother told him that the bigger a male was down there, the dumber he was. This seemed to satisfy the young lad and his mother was relieved. Several weeks later on a weekend excursion to the beach, the little boy comes running up from the beach to the cabin and exclaims to his mother, "Mama... daddy is talking to this REAL smart lady and the more he talks... the dumber he gets!!!" |
